Yes, hard to believe this man is not taken.
In His Own Words: I am not satisfied with anythng I have achieved. I regret many decisions. I am a bit self-absorbed, (Oh really?) but I am overly generous (ask my now very wealthy ex-wife; even her lawyers would agree!) to the point of near bankruptcy (my credit score as of Oct. 21 was 787, but I don't know if I can keep it. (Are you serious? Your credit score?) I have given myself 60 days to finish a book that may never get published. After that, something poetic. If you wink at me or add me to your favorites, I will certainly thoroughly review your profile. If your profile is brief or not particularly expressive, I highly recommend you send me an e-mail that describes you in greater detail and why you are interested in me.
ABOUT ME: Although I drink socially, I could easily be a non-drinker. Although I have light brown hair, early years of military conditioning has made me keep mine closely cropped. Although I may seem intimidating, I am very approachable, always polite, and unusually understanding (although not necesarily sympathetic). I am almost certainly over-educated with advanced degrees in Russian history and Law (How exciting.) which means nothing more than I can be extremely interesting, or boring, at parties. I spent many years as the director of an international defense and aerospace consulting firm and I am now fortunate enough to be an independent consultant. I get paid well to put myself in harm's way. (Sure you do.) I love my work, and suspect I am one of the best in the world at it. (There's that modesty.) I have traveled to more places on Earth than most people know exist.(Try me.) And I quickly move from accommodations at the finest hotels and palaces to cold, wet, infested mud huts and wastelands, and back again. (In your mind, maybe?) When I am not away on business, I usually work 4-6 hours a day from a home office. I like to exercise regularly; which means 150-200 miles/week on a bike usually A1A between Palm Beach and Fort Lauderdale; (Oh gawd he lives near my family!) I also spend an hour a day with a personal trainer. I consider myself romantic, poetic, philosophical, and adventurous. I am tortured by my failures, I feel unworthy of recognition and pay. (WTF?) In the odd hours, as I toil away at my biography, I cannot help but think that all of the emotion that is released in this arduous process will both kill me and make the story a bestseller, albeit posthumously.(Delusions of granduer is not a good sign.) I can only have one girlfriend; and I want only one girlfriend. Some recent memorable events that might help give you insight into how I have had fun: Riding horseback across Scotland culminating in a week at the arts/fringe festival in Edinburgh. Captaining a 50' yacht in the BVI. Riding motorcycles across the USA. Skiing the Himalayas. Aerial safaris in Kenya and Tanzania. Talking and buying my way out of a kidnapping in West Africa. (Why, of course!) Racing quads through the sand dunes of the United Arab Emirates. Playing at the Wild Wadi water park in Dubai. (Big deal, I've been there.) Hiking sections of the Great Wall of China. Spotting the elusive Marco Polo Argali in the Pamirs. (Gag)
ABOUT ME: Although I drink socially, I could easily be a non-drinker. Although I have light brown hair, early years of military conditioning has made me keep mine closely cropped. Although I may seem intimidating, I am very approachable, always polite, and unusually understanding (although not necesarily sympathetic). I am almost certainly over-educated with advanced degrees in Russian history and Law (How exciting.) which means nothing more than I can be extremely interesting, or boring, at parties. I spent many years as the director of an international defense and aerospace consulting firm and I am now fortunate enough to be an independent consultant. I get paid well to put myself in harm's way. (Sure you do.) I love my work, and suspect I am one of the best in the world at it. (There's that modesty.) I have traveled to more places on Earth than most people know exist.(Try me.) And I quickly move from accommodations at the finest hotels and palaces to cold, wet, infested mud huts and wastelands, and back again. (In your mind, maybe?) When I am not away on business, I usually work 4-6 hours a day from a home office. I like to exercise regularly; which means 150-200 miles/week on a bike usually A1A between Palm Beach and Fort Lauderdale; (Oh gawd he lives near my family!) I also spend an hour a day with a personal trainer. I consider myself romantic, poetic, philosophical, and adventurous. I am tortured by my failures, I feel unworthy of recognition and pay. (WTF?) In the odd hours, as I toil away at my biography, I cannot help but think that all of the emotion that is released in this arduous process will both kill me and make the story a bestseller, albeit posthumously.(Delusions of granduer is not a good sign.) I can only have one girlfriend; and I want only one girlfriend. Some recent memorable events that might help give you insight into how I have had fun: Riding horseback across Scotland culminating in a week at the arts/fringe festival in Edinburgh. Captaining a 50' yacht in the BVI. Riding motorcycles across the USA. Skiing the Himalayas. Aerial safaris in Kenya and Tanzania. Talking and buying my way out of a kidnapping in West Africa. (Why, of course!) Racing quads through the sand dunes of the United Arab Emirates. Playing at the Wild Wadi water park in Dubai. (Big deal, I've been there.) Hiking sections of the Great Wall of China. Spotting the elusive Marco Polo Argali in the Pamirs. (Gag)
ABOUT YOU: I am not sure who you are, but you will in many ways be my savior. (No, save us from you.) You will be moral and humble. You may drink socially, but you don't need to drink. You will be comfortable socially, but don't have to be the center of attention. You will be very attractive, yet modest. (Like you?) You are passionate. You will see me as your hero, your protector, your champion; and I will get from you comfort, peace and perhaps some pious enlightenment. (You need meds.) Through our uncompromising desire to please one another, we will be completely happy. We will not just be roommates and lovers, we will be best friends who do not want to be apart.(Control freak! Run, run away!) We will derive joy and satisfaction from the simplest touch, the remotest smile and glance, or just knowing that the other is at the end of a silent phone call.
THINGS I DON"T LIKE: People who are cruel to animals. People who don't queue. People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". What I like to do: My work is fun, albeit sometimes rather dangerous. (Ok, James Bond) So the issue is what do I do for fun when not working. The answer is probably planning and executing romantic, playful, fun and sexy things with you! I ski in the winter. Cycle 150-200mi/week. My hot spots: Atlantic Avenue, Delray. Prime 112, Miami. Midtown Manhattan, NYC. Aspen, CO. Around Bahnhofstrasse, Zurich Shinjukyu, Tokyo, All of Paris, Hong Konga ad Kowloon. (Uh huh...)
A few of my favorite things: Sportscars Big LCD TVs Bicyles Big Swimming Pools Mark Nason Boots Sailboats Airplanes Powerful Computers A Superfast Internet Connection Watches (I don't wear one, but we will build you an excellent collection in Switzerland)
Can I yack now?
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