About Me:
KnuckKnuck : Gonna whip that tail--I aint playin!!
Yo. look here ladies.. yalll say yall want a lot of things, but what I'm gonna give is what you need - alright? Yall know you need to be corrected some times and that's where I come in at.. I don't believe in abuse or nothing like that, but if you doing stuff that need correcting -- I'm a hitter, and that's all I got to say about that. The best thing about me is that every body I have dated or married were better off after they left me, kinda like a training class so they can move on and actually have a good relationship. After me, they stop whining, stop want'n to buy little crazy stuff when we short on cash, they DONT talk as much... actually they learn to respect their new man after me MUCH better; I don't trip on that--it's just the service I provide. So holla back if you ready to improve. --my motto is "Love it when you call me big poppa!" --cause when you don't I'm gonna pop you on that tail.
First Date:
My first date is always at my apartment. I just think it's important to spell out a few things before we get started -- it's amazing that we live in the information age and people still don't hear me. I talk about our finances, for instance -- I am not working right now full time, so most of my money goes to child support -- this is where I need a woman like you to kick in without all that feedback in the process. Now, I don't feel bad asking for that kind of support up front, because most of the time us men cover for yall the same way, and remember this is training for you too. Aint no room in my camp to be stuck up or cheap! "Get your head out of the clouds and your butts in the air!" Once we've got that all strait, it party time. I like throwing tailgate parties to introduce my new honey. Gonna make you proud too (all the beer is free), btw I do like my herbs. Now if you can swallow all that for a first date.. I think romance might be in the air -- same night baby.
Oh yeh...sign me up. Not.
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