Bitterness is such a nice attribute in a man...

Yikes, this man is just too "glass half full" for me. How's that for honesty?

About Me:

First and foremost: If you are not mentally stable (with references to substantiate such a claim.....) then MOVE ALONG...NOTHING TO SEE HERE.....KEEP MOVING!!! If you are out playing games or are so indecisive that there is no way you know what you're looking for in a man, then please save us both the agony and good luck to you!

 The following is factual with references to substantiate MY claims as set forth:

 I am a general all around "nice guy". I am hard working, loyal and dedicated to what I put my mind to do. I am non-smoking and drug free and would request that anyone responding to this be of the same mindset.... ESPECIALLY the drug part.

Nothing on me is tattooed or pierced but there are no deductions if you are - unless 2/3 of your body is "inked" and you can hang Christmas ornaments from the various nose, ear, eyebrow, nipple, belly ring and other strategically placed (ahem) piercings you may have.

I don't wear "wife-beater" t-shirts and I won't be posting any photos of me standing in front of muddy 4x4 p/u trucks wearing NASCAR t-shirts, holding guns, fishing poles, fish, or any other furry woodland creature. I am QUITE the opposite. I am versatile enough to be as completely comfortable in a black tie setting as I am in jeans and work boots. Clothes might "make the man", but I am still the same on the inside.

And it seems somewhere along the way on these types of sites that the subject of "sex" usually comes up. So with that said - let me state very clearly that if... we would ever meet, I intend to get into your HEAD first.... WAYYY before thinking about getting into your pants. Because honestly - if your head is all jacked up, there is NOTHING under your belt loops I would have any interest in. How's THAT for brutal honestly???

So yeah - what you see is what you get. I am not looking for "someone to complete me" for that would suggest I am incomplete.... and I am FAR from "incomplete". I have dated the "Who's Who of Mental Disorders" before, and have been married once to the Spawn of Satan. I am in NO HURRY to venture down those roads again. If you are sane, gainfully employed, have a cute smile, have all your own teeth, shower daily, are height and weight proportionate, are DRAMA FREE, and appreciate being pampered but yet also know how to reciprocate it, then maybe you might send me a note.

 WARNING!!!! IF: You have emotional issues or baggage, have 4 kids from 5 different men, feel the need to drink like a fish every time you go out, can't stay off your damn cell phone the entire time you are out, drive like Mario Andretti, have had multiple speeding tickets and/or DUI's, have trouble being honest with people, and have self-image issues, or if you're just a complete "train wreck", then please pick up your parting gifts on your way out.