Can I Throw Up Now?

This comes from a man with a handle "Mr Handsome". I kid you not.

A poet,understanding gentleman that works hard to please his mate,Im a writer,of stories and life,I have the words of a masterpiece,the talent of a artist,the heart of a lion,the playfulness of a child,the kiss of slow song under a moon lite nite,the smile of tenderness,the vision of things to come that brands the soul,a stare that makes you feel as if God is looking upon you,a protector,a listener,a teacher,a friend,a lover....

Yak.