And He Still Lives At Home With His Parents...

WTF??

About Me:
**Introducing the updated amusement park.. TERRYLAND! Find a ride u wanna jump on & let it take u 4 a spin - WARNING.. heavy breathing, sweating & moaning might result b4 ride has concluded as the result of being tossed around, up and down, & from behind - Short intermission will commence & then the ride will back up & running as large & as hard as b 4 - Multiple trips r gr8ly encouraged!


**So.. how horny r u? Well find out @ the "Horniness Scale"!! Just another 1 of the fun rides and attractions here @.. TERRYLAND!! HEY, any1 invited 2 Terryland get access 2 everything whenever they want it! No waiting in line, no standing in a Q mingling with other sweaty ppl & screaming kids - @ Terryland, U r always a VIP and will b treated as such!! U make the rules & u set the hours of operation - Just let your friendly (& horny) manager of operations (that would b Terry) know about your desires & he will do his best 2 accommodate your needs!

Sincerely, Terry (manager of operations @ Terryland Amusement Parks Inc., a division of the UGOT2BKIDDING Conglomerate)

GEEZ.. my third time back n here! Why do I keep coming back?? Cuz.. no gf and IT'S FREE!! Time to pull out my previous but still valid profile from b 4.. but NOW with 0.83% fresh material!! Unfortunately the other 99.17% is old, moldy & smelly!

**THANX 4 looking @ my profile.. either u r very bored or very desperate! Third time walking up & down the shores of the POF river.. During 2nd time back n here I found out some guy n AZ was using my pics!! And then I eventually left as someone who eventually became a stalker kind of chased me out of here!! Being stalked in real life isn't the same as n the movies.. cuz n the movies, it is happening 2 some1 else!! Oh.. and also back cuz my current relationship has just turned n 2 a FWB with a lot more emphasis on the B than the F.. so I want 2 get out of it pronto!!


**Just think of me as the backwards Mark Zuckerberg.. I'm NOT on Facebook.. I don't have a girl friend.. I'm not a billionaire.. & no one made a movie based on my life!!


**6'2" 200lb part Italian & Scottish.. look at my pics 4 more insight; can b very silly, usually funny, hardly serious & brimming with enthusiasm (not seen n my pics); masters degree-education; undergrad degree-deaf ed/sign language; on college tennis, football & swim teams

**still living with parents @ the moment but not in their basement.. I sleep on the same floor they do! Besides, we don't have a basement & the crawl space would b a little damp, dirty & claustrophobic.. plus not enough room 4 ALL my Star Wars action figures (don't call them DOLLS), Dungeons & Dragons gear & Star Trek Klingon outfit (just kidding about all that!)


**was a Cub & Boy Scout (Eagle & OA) & currently an Assist Scoutmaster; still love to hike, climb, fish & camp out (I make a gr8 Hobo as well as Hombre Stew Mmmm)


**my rides: '72 Dodge Dart Demon 340, '79 Dodge Li'l Red Express Truck (which I found n a barn) & '95 Harley Sportster 1200; girls HATE my car as it has NO A/C, the vinyl seats stick 2 your behind & back n the heat and, because it is chocolate brown n color with a black interior, it is a sauna n the summer!! It also gets about 15 mpg on the highway.. don't wanna know how LOW my city driving milage is, & Fred Flintstone has more braking power than my Demon's 4 wheel DRUM brakes!!! But I luv it.. have owned it for about 11 years now (taking Flintstone Vitamins helps my braking)

**went 2 undergrad college n Maryland so I do try & visit friends living n Wash DC & Baltimore - Parents have lake house out n the middle of Nowhere, West Virginia which I luv going 2 as it is on a very windy but HEATED lake, which is mostly deserted during the week days, a wonderful place 2 windsurf, fish, swim & look @ the stars!

**As 4 who I would like 2 date, like some1 who goes after what they like, who can be outspoken and honest with feelings, who is funny and doesn't mind acting foolish at times, someone who doesn't need 2 put a ton of makeup on every day (or any), who doesn't mind having messy hair - Seems like I can always find a nice looking lady but 2 find 1 who also is intelligent, interesting & fun is a lot harder - What I'm looking for n any person I want 2 spend time with is (n no particular order): intelligence, sense of humor, child-like but not childish (if you know the difference, you have it!), honesty, spontaneity, an appreciation of the absurd, loving sarcasm when appropriate - I'm looking 4 a friend who knows how 2 become the best lady I never thought possible, the 1 who reminds me what it's like 2 really b a man, someone who can challenge me, stand up 2 me & actually help me become a better person - Like 2 think I can turn a lady on & seduce her with my intelligence, humor, heart, soul & passion 4 life much more than how I look becuz looks fade & can change but the character of a person endures 4ever - If you want 2 show me what a great lady u 4, no need 2 brag or show off your clevage but show me a picture of u spending the day helping children, something that really tells me who u r as a person


**I feel the best relationships should be 100/100! 50/50 implies that there is still 50% more a person can give 2 the relationship.. prefer 4 both people 2 give their entire self, their total best effort n making the relationship work & work great. Also when n a gr8 relationship, u really shouldn't worry about if your partner is doing their fair share of the "load" because u want 2 give of yourself as much as u can n loving that person & trying to make them fulfill their highest potential.. u should want 2 do things 4 them just 4 the sake of doing them because u want 2 & value them, not 2 try & keep up with some type of cosmic balance sheet

**If I message u 1st, plz don't freak.. hopefully u will receive it n the spirit that it was sent: either u had something interesting n your profile that I wanted 2 comment on (I have a smart mouth & loaded mind that I sometimes can't contain), wanted 2 thank u 4 your service 2 our country (probably either as a teacher or n the military) or u look freakin' HOT in your pics


**2 things I have learned while being here b 4.. 1) I SUCK.. just SUCK I TELL U @ guessing a lady's age when I click on her little thumbnail pic @ the tops of profiles - I have made a game of guessing a lady's age b 4 I click on it & I am soooo wrong most of the time it I couldn't b any worse if I actually just randomly picked a # 18 thru 99.. & 2) Most of the ladies on this site r EXCELLENT LOOKING!! I guess about 77.483% of u ladies I find very awesomely yummy!! Not sure what they says about me.. either I am very easy 2 plz or I am able 2 find something appealing about how most ladies look - But looks r only a starting point, something that initially gets me interested n some1.. how u really r as a person inside truly determines how I feel about uFirst Date**Y MY PICS LOOK BAD** As already mentioned, some1 once used my pics on here so now I am paranoid & have messed them up 2 b unusable 2 others a-holes & easy 4 me 2 prove the pics r mine!! Also, cuz of that stalker, not giving away any specifics.. I live somewhere south of Richmond but 4 more specifics about myself it will b on a "need 2 know" basis!!


**A first date can b as original & interesting or as normal & boring as the person I am meeting - I know some ppl want 2 do something out of the ordinary, something thrilling on a first date so they get 2 know how adventurous I might b while others just want 2 sit & chat 2 find out if they can stand being with me more than a few seconds - Either way can work, just depends on the person I am meeting & that is the trick.. trying 2 find out what kind of 1st date that person would b most comfortable in 2 c if they might want a 2nd date with u - 1st dates r super important as those 1st impressions r lasting 1s & usually decide if a 2nd date is in the future!! Like 2 think I am flexible enough 2 go 2 any of the extremes

**Just to be clear, I CAN write/type in the most proper Queen's English, the way Shakespeare intended it to be used if I so desire. Just trying to squeeze in as much verbiage as I can into the narrow and constricting confines of this profile which is why I have resorted to using chatroomese punctuation & wording. Please forgive me for doing that as I tend to want to fill each empty space given to me with the maximum allotted wording possible as well as having an annoying tendency to be verbose.

**YES I can & usually DO wear a shirt.. but I doubt u r here 2 check out what style of shirts I wear - Hopefully what is underneath the shirts u find more interesting!! Same with my facial hair.. it comes & goes!!

**2 save time, here r some answers 2 some commonly asked ?s of me.. yes, no, perhaps, maybe, it looks bigger n person, depends on if u have had all your shots, only in Sweden, 2 ply toilet paper, & it is only a rash - Hope that helps!

**I usually favor tall redheads & brunettes who have some meat on their bones but, strangely, most of my girl friends have been short, skinny blondes - I have NO idea why this is so! I like 2 think I can find something attractive about most ladies so maybe that is it!


**Been working on writing 2 books.. 1 about teaching ASL & 1 4 kids

Is A Woman Better Than A Computer?

About me:
About my life and what I'm looking forhoping to find some one to drag me away from my computor long enough to enjoy some outdoor quilitiy time--some fresh air---lol--a chance to see life for what it is and has to offer-cuz i tell you now girls--i dont go out offten--the world has become cold and dark too me--when it comes to people--at least my computor wont cheat on me--or call me lazy cuz i work 15 hour days to make her happy for the weekend road trips or what nots-my computor wont lie to me--or steal from me-or belittle me to the point of no return--anyone out there better then my computor--YOU NEED ONLY TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!  latly--i just sit at home and play warcraft--how ever though-i do manage to go to a nascar race once and awhile-and fish from time to time--and walk the beach at night when a warcraft realm is down---lol

Oh gawd.